【呆伯特 Dilbert ※※交流專区】- 工作族的点心 -

yippi

20 Dec 2005



老板：你的履历表说你是一种中间品种。
应征者：是的。
应征者：我是介于原始人和生蚝的生物。我希望有一天我的感光斑点会变成眼睛！
老板：我不认为我们可以录用你。
应征者：哦，老兄，你给了我严重的珍珠。

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这个生物真的是来应征的吗？为什么它受了打击，要说老板给了它珍珠？

[ 本帖最后由 yippi 于 27-12-2005 03:37 PM 编辑 ]

原帖由 yippi 于 17-11-2005 03:05 PM 发表
这次有点难翻译，没办法在一个句子写出几个意思。每个语言都有它本身的幽默。请各位多多指教

17 Nov 2005



狗：我的新 ...

Sorry have to write this in English. You have to be sarcastic in order to fully
understand Scott Adam's comic strip , in this strip Dogbert already mention
his new magazine will be name "gullible world" therefore the artivels are
meant to cheat people who buy it , that's why both the cover story are
not true in order to go along with the magazine title , get the joke ?

原帖由 yippi 于 18-11-2005 01:59 PM 发表
18 Nov 2005



狗：你要在我的新杂志“容易受骗的世界”登广告吗？
狗：我们有十兆到二十兆个读者！
老板：哇！ ...

In this strip dogbert was saying "between" one and 2 billion, not "1 billion to 2 billion" , it's implicating some people especially the top management
always like to make simple words sound complex to make others confuse and
believe waht they say. That's why at the end Dogbert mention he found a new way to make 3 reader sounds like a lot   3 is between 1 and 2 billion!

原帖由 yippi 于 21-11-2005 11:42 AM 发表
20 Nov 2005


呆伯特的妈 - 呆伯特的科技知識，似乎得自母親的傳授。虽然外表是个糕点师傅，偶尔会显现不可思议的高深知识。

...

When Dilbert's mom say "it was good while it last" , she didn't mean "活着真好"
what that phase means that "at least it was good (able to return things when she don't like it) during those time (before she was caught and have to cut off her organs) , moral
of the stories is some people never learn even after their organ are cut off

原帖由 yippi 于 25-11-2005 03:50 PM 发表
今天好累。从昨晚做工到今早五点，回家睡觉。。。然后下午又回来公司。

23 Nov 2005



老板：一会儿回来开会。 ...

This joke was that the boss tought "TED sandwich" is a sandwich name that
taste like chicken that was provided by the food people,that's why the secatuary ask "a what?"
and the last strip Scott have Dilbert asking his co worker by the name "TED" have he loose
weight bcoz he look slimmer now , so it turn out that "TED" sandwich was not a prodcut name but
Ted lable his own sandwich so that other people will not mistaken it for theirs.
Yet the stupid boss think it's a new sandwich name and eat it

原帖由 yippi 于 25-11-2005 04:05 PM 发表
24 Nov 2005



老板：为什么你离开上一份工作？
应征者：他们诬告我偷了四台电脑。
老板：他们逼你招供？
应征 ...

No , the guy didn't confess , he took the 5th unit , get it ?
He may not steal the last 4 but he was caught stealling the 5th
That's why when the boss ask "did they make you confess?"
he answer "I took the 5th" , remember have to be sarcastic

原帖由 yippi 于 29-11-2005 10:52 AM 发表
27 Nov 2005



老板：我们新的生意策略是。。。
呆：等一下。
呆：我列下了过去五年里的全部策略。
呆：总共有十 ...

Dilbert was being sarcatic when his say "what does taht tell us" ,
it show sometimes top management have no idea what they are doing but
still thinks highly of themselves.

原帖由 yippi 于 9-12-2005 04:18 PM 发表
4 Dec 2005



老板：你的履历表说你是一个职业罪犯。
阿某：是的。
老板：嗯。。。为什么你来这里应征？
阿某： ...

Again it show how some management are really dumb , Earl just mention he is a career
criminal meants he will do sell company info for money or any other activity that will
illegal to make him rich yet the boss only worry about his own drawer !!!
He should be worry about the company security instead , some bosses are like that
wrong priority

原帖由 yippi 于 13-12-2005 03:56 PM 发表
8 Dec 2005



呆：有没有人对我列出的计划有问题？
猫：咔！咔!咔！
爱：我跟悲观猫一起。

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No 普通人 , that not the cat scratching the paper , it's the cat laughing out loud
( being sarcastic and,insulting Diberts plan) and Alice agree to that (I with sourpuss, does not mean 我跟悲观猫一起, when someone say I'm with you means either I agree with you or I will follow you)

原帖由 yippi 于 13-12-2005 04:23 PM 发表
11 Dec 2005



老板：我告诉我们的最高执行长这个设计会在一个月内完成。他非常得意忘形。
呆：这应该不错除了我告 ...

A lot of time , the top management will annouce something and commit to
certian ageement that impossible to do and yet they will wnat you to deliver it,
the middle management instead of reflecting the problem but go along
with the idea and blame it back to the top management if somethings goes wrong.
This is very treu I have seem many times this happen during my past 10 years of working life.

Sorry yippi , I'm not trying to make you look bad , it's difficult to translate some
of this jokes as you have to know some of the worlds/phase carry both meanings.
Really appreciate the hard work into translating the comics so that everyone can enjoy it.
Apologise again have to write this in Englsih , my han yi ping ying is really really bad,
have to brush up....

hijack7997

谢谢分享。
不错的四各漫画，从中又可学到不少英文。

普通人

原帖由 mlap 于 23-12-2005 05:03 PM 发表

Again it show how some management are really dumb , Earl just mention he is a career
criminal meants he will do sell company info for money or any other activity that will
illegal to make him r ...

不是啦，这漫画不是在讽刺老板不懂PRIORITY。

在这个漫画里，老板还蛮理智的，一听到是商业罪犯，立刻打电话给保安人员，只不过已经太迟了，他已经引狼入室，他们很NGAM KEY，准备PAKAT了。
所以老板没有办法了，他只能锁好自己的抽屉啦。THE LEAST HE COULD DO。

普通人

原帖由 mlap 于 23-12-2005 05:09 PM 发表

No 普通人 , that not the cat scratching the paper , it's the cat laughing out loud
( being sarcastic and,insulting Diberts plan) and Alice agree to that (I with sourpuss, does not mean 我跟悲观 ...

我认为它在抓纸，因为在第三个图中，PROPOSAL被画的花花的。狂笑应该不会有这个效果吧？

[ 本帖最后由 普通人 于 24-12-2005 01:08 AM 编辑 ]

Osis03

原帖由 mlap 于 23-12-2005 05:18 PM 发表
Sorry yippi , I'm not trying to make you look bad , it's difficult to translate some
of this jokes as you have to know some of the worlds/phase carry both meanings.
Really appreciate the hard wor ...

你好，请使用中文，希望大家尊守下版规，谢谢

原帖由 普通人 于 24-12-2005 01:03 AM 发表


我认为它在抓纸，因为在第三个图中，PROPOSAL被画的花花的。狂笑应该不会有这个效果吧？

SourPuss 狂笑是为了讽刺和污辱Dilbert的Proposal idea 好像那是一个天大的笑话.
SourPuss 是影射公司里那些只会泼冷水和投诉的人.

原帖由 普通人 于 24-12-2005 12:46 AM 发表


不是啦，这漫画不是在讽刺老板不懂PRIORITY。

在这个漫画里，老板还蛮理智的，一听到是商业罪犯，立刻打电话给保安人员，只不过已经太迟了，他已经引狼入室，他们很NGAM KEY，准备PAKAT了。
所以老板没有 ...

leats he can do 不是lock his drawer 而是跟公司top management 反映保安部有问题, 所以我才会说wrong priority.

原帖由 Osis03 于 24-12-2005 03:26 AM 发表

你好，请使用中文，希望大家尊守下版规，谢谢

是,以经很努力的在输入中文,谢谢版主提醒

普通人

原帖由 mlap 于 24-12-2005 06:16 PM 发表

SourPuss 狂笑是为了讽刺和污辱Dilbert的Proposal idea 好像那是一个天大的笑话.
SourPuss 是影射公司里那些只会泼冷水和投诉的人.

我当然知道SOURPUSS是什么意思,还有它是代表哪一种人。
但你可以解释为什么在第三个图PROPOSAL被画到花花吗？
狂笑不会弄到纸花花的。

普通人

原帖由 mlap 于 24-12-2005 06:22 PM 发表

leats he can do 不是lock his drawer 而是跟公司top management 反映保安部有问题, 所以我才会说wrong priority.

嗯。。说的也是。。
可能我的心态也是有点悲观。。我觉得当保安都跟商业罪犯同流合污时，其实已经没有什么安全了。而老板那个反应是最悲观的了，很配合这个漫画的THEME。

可能我要停止酱悲观了。。。