帮忙想想求职信内容！！要新加坡的HR看了就会想请我的！！

38bearbear

求一封完美的求职信，内容大概说：

我看到您的广告，很有兴趣，想加入你的团队。


本人是个fast-learner，勤力，和负责任的人。


本人知道如果加入您的组织，必定对我的前途有很大的帮助。


希望您能给予我一个面试机会，以表达我对这份工作的热诚和看重。


等待您的佳音。


format 有啦，但是我要ultimate的中间内容，一招KO对方，让HR一看就想请我的。

（还有，要求薪水要写下去吗？之前的薪水要写给他吗？）

vvti_84

包你中選。。。

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我們在烏節的超人，

願人都尊你的姓為李。

願李的國降臨，

願李的旨意行在新加坡，

如同行在淡馬錫。

我們日用的物品，

Fair Price 買給我們。

免李家的稅，

如同我們免窮人的福利。

不叫我們遇到水災，

救我們脫離黑雨。

因為住屋、電力、交通，全是李的，

直到永遠。
   
阿門

38bearbear

包你中選。。。

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我們在烏節的超人，

願人都尊你的姓為李。

願李的國降臨， ...
vvti_84 发表于 8-12-2010 09:49 PM

我怕这样的话，每个都call我去interview。。。then就shoot我够够力力。。。

shoot完后，要我回家等消息。。。

:[迷失の僵尸王

楼主是哪里人？
最近desperate 到。。。。

38bearbear

楼主是哪里人？
最近desperate 到。。。。
:[迷失の僵尸王 发表于 8-12-2010 10:03 PM

人家不是人。。。遇见你像遇见朋友。。。

:[迷失の僵尸王

人家不是人。。。遇见你像遇见朋友。。。
38bearbear 发表于 8-12-2010 10:09 PM

    不要乱认朋友叻。

38bearbear

不要乱认朋友叻。
:[迷失の僵尸王 发表于 8-12-2010 10:17 PM

还没认。。。我是说像而已。。。别误会，我不断背。。。

StephanJ

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing in seek of filling the position of (Job title). You may review my attached resume to learn all about my vast experience and the unique qualities that make me perfect for the mentioned position.

There's surely someone out there who is more qualified or has more experience than me. You probably have better candidates in your mind, those relatives or close friends of yours might be sucking up to your ass right now begging you to offer them a job. Or some busty young chicks slipped their naked pictures in the resume and aroused your interest in them. Before you make any hasty decision, I guess I have to let you know that I can slip my penis in between my legs, and that'd make me no difference from those chicks. In case you have a thing for men, i would not mind letting you invade my "territory" either. Fret not, you will not face any sexual harassment lawsuits, you may touch me wherever you wish and i will not tell a single living soul on earth.

Please give me this job even i am not qualified for it. If you don't, I will kill myself leaving a death note telling the whole world that you're a murderer. When the picture of my dead body is on the papers, your name will be right next to it. See, what a teamwork spirit i possess, even death can't do us apart.

Thanks, and think of the consequences before you make any decision. *hint*- you might get yourself killed.

PS: I'm not crazy, please don't call the police. If you do, i will kill those policemen whoever steps in my doorway too.

38bearbear

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing in seek of filling the position of (Job title). You may rev ...
StephanJ 发表于 8-12-2010 11:11 PM

老师，我求你写个认真点的，人家英文烂。。。要不然就不会post上来啦～

StephanJ

老师，我求你写个认真点的，人家英文烂。。。要不然就不会post上来啦～
38bearbear 发表于 8-12-2010 11:25 PM

    已经很认真料咧，而且谁看了都肯定请你的

38bearbear

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing in seek of filling the position of (Job title). You may rev ...
StephanJ 发表于 8-12-2010 11:11 PM

加这几句啦：

我看到您的广告，很有兴趣，想加入你的团队。

本人是个fast-learner，勤力，和负责任的人。

本人知道如果加入您的组织，必定对我的前途有很大的帮助。

希望您能给予我一个面试机会，以表达我对这份工作的热诚和看重。

等待您的佳音。

打蟑螂

To Whom It May Concern:

I am writing in seek of filling the position of (Job title). You may rev ...
StephanJ 发表于 8-12-2010 11:11 PM

    真的酱写去，会有什么后果呀？

紅慧星馬沙

回复 2# vvti_84


    阿門

38bearbear

已经很认真料咧，而且谁看了都肯定请你的
StephanJ 发表于 8-12-2010 11:27 PM

你的英语真是好得不得了。。。

我怕我被call个不停，然后去到对方的office，被interview含蕉技术，SM技巧和一些高难度动作，艺术片里才有的那种。。。

结果我精尽人亡咯。。。

38bearbear

已经很认真料咧，而且谁看了都肯定请你的
StephanJ 发表于 8-12-2010 11:27 PM

好啦好啦，你说你要什麽礼物？Teh Tarik一杯， deal?

StephanJ

加这几句啦：

我看到您的广告，很有兴趣，想加入你的团队。

本人是个fast-learner，勤力，和负责 ...
38bearbear 发表于 8-12-2010 11:28 PM

I was intrigued by the advertisement at the very first sight, there's an inner voice telling me that this is the job that I've been looking for and now I'm dying to join you as a team.

Some people might find it cliche, but I need to repeat those words that the other candidates might have mentioned so that i won't look so bad comparing my cover letter to others' . I am, too, a fast learner, hardworking and responsible.

You would not know how my future will open up for me if i do have a chance to join your corporation and I know you don't bother to know either. But now, i'm making you to listen to me, If i become part of your corporation, it will lead me up to a sparkly shining career path.

Do call me for an interview, I'm so dying to tell you in person what i would not give to get this job, as i have a flaming passion in this job (so hot until even my ass is on fire now)  

I will not sleep nor eat until i hear from you, don't take too long.

Thanks.

StephanJ

真的酱写去，会有什么后果呀？
打蟑螂 发表于 8-12-2010 11:29 PM

    不知道，你试试看，然后告诉我

StephanJ

你的英语真是好得不得了。。。

我怕我被call个不停，然后去到对方的office，被interview含蕉技术，S ...
38bearbear 发表于 8-12-2010 11:33 PM

    我英文一般般而已，高手大有人在，所以我只能提供你搞笑版本的

38bearbear

我英文一般般而已，高手大有人在，所以我只能提供你搞笑版本的
StephanJ 发表于 8-12-2010 11:47 PM

老实说一句，我吃粥吃饭靠它了。。。

你那里学英文的？看戏？看书？

StephanJ

老实说一句，我吃粥吃饭靠它了。。。

你那里学英文的？看戏？看书？
38bearbear 发表于 8-12-2010 11:51 PM

讲到酱，要用心理战术让我内疚咩，你要我正经的写我还真写不出来，因为我是疯子
你等别的高手来救你
当然是在学校学的啦