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每日一笑2 请liplai~~英语笑话
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There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.
One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.
The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store.......... so what did she do?
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What are you thinking?
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HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English!!
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发表于 4-11-2015 12:10 PM
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like i said, you must include mandarin in your post..
the whole post can be in english, and then u can add this in the end:
- 中文 -
then u din break the rules here |
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发表于 4-11-2015 12:18 PM
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This is a godlike reply.
-中文-
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发表于 4-11-2015 12:19 PM
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OMG，冷笑话。。。 |
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发表于 4-11-2015 12:24 PM
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直接google translate
有一个中国老太太嫁给一位英国绅士，他们住在伦敦。可怜的小姐不是很流利的英语，但不知何故设法与丈夫沟通。真正的问题出现时，她不得不购买杂货。
有一天，她去了屠夫，想要购买猪肉腿。她不知道如何提出她的要求，并在无奈之下，撩起她的裙子，以显示她的大腿。屠夫得到的消息，女主人回家与猪肉腿。
第二天，她需要得到鸡胸肉。同样，她不知道怎么说，等她解开她的上衣展现屠夫她的乳房。这位女士得到了她想要的东西。
第三天，可怜的老太太需要购买香肠。她把她的丈夫到店里..........等什么她做了？
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你在想什么？
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HellOOOooooooOOOooo，她的丈夫说英语！ |
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发表于 4-11-2015 12:25 PM
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这样才是乖孩子 |
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发表于 4-11-2015 12:37 PM
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笑屎我
都不懂在zomok |
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发表于 4-11-2015 12:42 PM
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too long lazy read, and i press edi 中文 |
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发表于 4-11-2015 12:59 PM
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好笑吗??  |
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发表于 4-11-2015 02:11 PM
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this holy gag gonna repeat N yrs ago 
中文 |
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发表于 4-11-2015 02:34 PM
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It's funny?
中文pls |
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发表于 4-11-2015 03:41 PM
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圓奶版主波揍缸口以醬玩啊 |
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发表于 4-11-2015 03:43 PM
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发表于 4-11-2015 03:44 PM
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应该是 Too Long Don'T Read (T.L.D.R)吧
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发表于 4-11-2015 03:52 PM
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.gif) 上班中
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发表于 4-11-2015 03:53 PM
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 反正下雨天，也是冷冷，那就说个冷笑话咯
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发表于 4-11-2015 03:53 PM
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It seems that you spoke about holy, anything u wish for?
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发表于 4-11-2015 03:57 PM
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omg 版主出巡滴時候鹿咖災細幾洗安抓嚇
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发表于 4-11-2015 03:59 PM
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发表于 4-11-2015 04:22 PM
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pang xim pang xim...bui tiok liak eah.....wa eah pic ah neh sui.......gif)
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