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蝙蝠城围观宅男网聚...:rf:
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今天应该晚上八点酱...
在蝙蝠城kluang有个围观宅男活动...
机会难得...
大家请务必出席哦...
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1.JackBauer
[ 本帖最后由 JackBauer 于 4-4-2009 12:37 PM 编辑 ] |
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:41 PM
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可怜帖...
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:41 PM
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好可怜哦...
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:43 PM
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地图呢？ |
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:45 PM
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:48 PM
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:50 PM
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楼主我想去，可惜我在BP。
去了楼主不会用枪shoot我们吧！ |
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:52 PM
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:52 PM
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原帖由 天崖阁 于 4-4-2009 12:48 PM 发表 
我将乘坐波音747去 
那边有机场咩...?
原帖由 vR33 于 4-4-2009 12:50 PM 发表 
楼主我想去，可惜我在BP。
去了楼主不会用枪shoot我们吧！
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer ingratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename itafter people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No onecrosses Jack Bauer and lives.
Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Jack Bauer see the glass as a deadly weapon.
When a convicted terrorist was sentenced to face Jack Bauer, he appealed to have the sentence reduced to death.
Jack Bauer once showed up late for work. CTU adjusted their clocks accordingly.
Jack Bauer never retreats, he just attacks in the opposite direction.
Withholding information from Jack Bauer is now classified as a suicide attempt.
There are three leading causes of death among terrorists. The first twoare Jack Bauer, and the third one is heart attack from hearing JackBauer is coming for them.
When bad things happen to good people, its probably fate. When bad things happen to bad people, it’s probably Jack Bauer.
On a high school math test, Jack Bauer put down "Violence" as every oneof the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Jack Bauer solves allhis problems with Violence.
Jack Bauer was once charged with attempted murder in Los AngelesCounty, but the judge dropped all charges because Jack Bauer never"attempts" murder.
Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
Jack Bauer definitely loves his daughter; he wouldn't let anyone else who made that many stupid decisions live.
Gredanko cut off his own arm rather than face Jack Bauer again. The fact speaks for itself.
Jack Bauer broke into the Russian Consulate and got captured because hethought it would be fun to compare Russian prisons with Chinese prisons.
The 2007 budget for the US Military covers Jack Bauer, two pistols and four billion rounds of ammunition.
If Jack Bauer was president, he would protect the secret service.
If a suspect mentions your name, while being interrogated by Jack Bauer, you have a 3.26% chance of surviving the next 3 hours.
Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the nexthalf-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
Jack Bauer could strangle you with a cordless phone.
Jack Bauer was nominated for an Emmy for playing Kiefer Sutherland.
1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
When Santa Claus asked Jack Bauer what he wanted for Christmas, hesnapped his neck. No one interrogates Jack Bauer and gets away with it.
My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer. He wishes I was Jack Bauer.
The state of California plans to reduce violent crime by changing themethod of capital punishment from lethal injection to Jack Bauer.
When life gave Jack Bauer lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Jack Bauer f*cking hates lemonade.
When Jack learned that Audrey was killed in a car accident in China, one billion asians crapped their pants.
Jack Bauer signs his autograph with bullets. So don't ask him to sign any part of your body.
Mission Impossible is just another way of saying Mission Without Jack Bauer.
If Jack Bauer needs backup, he looks in a mirror.
Only Jack Bauer can fly a plane from the luggage compartment.
The only reason the Chinese kept Jack alive is so that he could bring down the population.
A standard deck now contains 48 cards. Too many people were getting hurt for trying to play Jack.
Tony was once shot in the neck, rushed to the hospital, underwentemergency surgery and was back on the job in just a few hours. JackBauer still can't believe that pussy went to the hospital first.
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:53 PM
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怕下。。。 |
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:54 PM
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发表于 4-4-2009 12:55 PM
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发表于 4-4-2009 01:24 PM
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那个宅男被关在哪里被围观。。 |
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发表于 4-4-2009 01:31 PM
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