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发表于 18-3-2008 08:02 PM
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发表于 18-3-2008 09:01 PM
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发表于 18-3-2008 11:36 PM
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我。。。。 又进来了。。。
得空一二三四下。。。 就进来。。。
看看这个hiao婆。。。   |
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发表于 19-3-2008 01:01 AM
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发表于 19-3-2008 02:40 AM
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进来坐下..
别那么气...
做事冷静点..... |
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发表于 19-3-2008 08:34 AM
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回复 1359# 美丽动人的我 的帖子
我今天要学企业公司的tax了 |
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发表于 19-3-2008 09:39 AM
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恐怖,红红的大字 |
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发表于 19-3-2008 09:54 AM
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楼主很可爱一下的..... .... ... .. . |
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发表于 19-3-2008 12:23 PM
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发表于 19-3-2008 12:24 PM
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发表于 19-3-2008 12:34 PM
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发表于 19-3-2008 08:32 PM
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发表于 19-3-2008 08:33 PM
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发表于 19-3-2008 10:28 PM
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发表于 19-3-2008 10:35 PM
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发表于 19-3-2008 10:35 PM
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发表于 19-3-2008 10:37 PM
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另外,我想说的是...
给人家称呼“宝贝”的感觉很爽
sweet下
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发表于 19-3-2008 10:41 PM
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发表于 20-3-2008 12:12 AM
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我没有哦
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发表于 20-3-2008 12:20 AM
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笑话分享
Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you
about what had happened in the past.
Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher : Why?
Student : There is no future in it.

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Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6,
how much would your father still have?
Ted : $10.
Teacher : You don't know maths.
Ted : You don't know my father!
 
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Mother : David, come here.
David : Yes, mum?
Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so
I am scolding you now.
  
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Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father : So?
Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said
6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
   
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Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
    
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Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born
     
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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.
      
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Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
       
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Father : Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!
Son : That's why I say she's no good!
        
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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan"
said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't
allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."
         
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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."
          
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A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"What did u get?" asked his father.
"My marks are under water," said the boy.
"What do u mean 'under water'?"
"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"
           
十二个笑话 很好笑 |
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