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【动作冒险】俠盜猎車IV专属讨论区(Grand Theft Auto IV)
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发表于 4-12-2008 09:21 AM
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20 Easy Steps to Starting GTA IV on Your PC
Step 1: "Tut" loudly as you are forced to agree to be part of the Rockstar Social Club; a Gamespy type program that must be installed before you can install the game.
Step 2. Install the game. It comes on 2 DVDs, taking up 16GB's of space.
Step 3: Growl loudly when asked to make a Microsoft Live account. If you haven't done so, be prepared for an arduous task in itself. Begin to cry.
Step 4: Wipe tears of frustration from eyes. Unclench jaw. Finish installing the game.
Step 5: Start crying again when you realise you must now make a Rockstar Social Club account. Do so while chanting a mantra of harsh words (language choice is optional).
Step 6: Go to email account to find validation code. See no email. Break something within arms reach.
Step 7: Ask website to resubmit code. Eventually find it in the junk folder. Consider offering Satan your soul to end the pain. Click validation link.
Step 8: Choose whether to assign your Xbox, Play Station or PC Microsoft Live account to the Rockstar Social Club. Plot assassination of Microsoft Live creator. Choose account.
Step 9: Attempt to sign into account as requested. Check watch: it's dinner time... but didn't you just eat breakfast?
Step 10: Finally finish creating Rockstar Social Club account. Sigh with wary relief. Start Social Club program.
Step 11: Speak in tongues as the program updates. Make a pot plant spontaneously combust.
Step 12: Rejoice as a big splash page with the word "Play!" appears. Click it with tired optimism.
Step 13: Bash head against keyboard repeatedly after seeing message stating "Please install the new Windows Live Update". Feel the beginnings of an ulcer forming.
Step 14: 22MB later, install update. Rock back in forth in your chair while attempting the "Play" button again.
Step 15: It works! Hooray! ....right? WRONG. Activate the game again by entering the code on your manual. Wait for it to su****iously validate you. Feel slightly violated when it finally gives you the OK and starts the game.
Step 16: Begin to worry when black screen lasts 5 minutes. Alt + tab a few times. Remove fingernails from fingers due to over ambitious biting.
Step 17: Menu words! At last! Proceed to graphics options.
Step 18: Consider hiring Chuck Norris to roundhouse kick Rockstar when they tell you “You can not set the graphics higher as your system lacks resources” when you not only have enough resources, the benchmark test runs crystal smooth.
Step 19: Sigh, write it off as a bug. Begin game. Hooray! GTA IV at last!
Step 20: Game crashes to desktop. |
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发表于 4-12-2008 09:37 AM
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各位跟我book 的beng yew, 我只收到两个人的bank in screen shot 叻
其他bank in 了的人能短消息我information吗？
不然我迟点怎样出呢？ |
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发表于 4-12-2008 09:41 AM
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原帖由 kitkatlow 于 4-12-2008 09:21 AM 发表 
20 Easy Steps to Starting GTA IV on Your PC
Step 1: "Tut" loudly as you are forced to agree to be part of the Rockstar Social Club; a Gamespy type program that must be installed before you can inst ...
哈哈..真的呕血... |
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发表于 4-12-2008 09:44 AM
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其实还有下文的，他还没进到游戏，如果给他知道8800GT 走1280 都慢到鬼那样。。。。。。。 |
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发表于 4-12-2008 09:49 AM
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发表于 4-12-2008 10:23 AM
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发表于 4-12-2008 10:29 AM
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发表于 4-12-2008 10:31 AM
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瓦连，我第一次就酱给了跨平台ps3/xbox360 都拿满分的gta4，表酱对我叻～
各位假如不确定自己系统能不能玩可以试下去google 搜can you run it，找gta4，哪里可以试下你的系统负荷还是符合
不过应该是gta4正火热，那website昨天卡到爆。。。 |
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发表于 4-12-2008 10:35 AM
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个人猜想啦
会不会quattro 是euro 版本，
要login 要跑到欧洲那里的server关系？ |
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发表于 4-12-2008 11:08 AM
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原帖由 平底糕 于 4-12-2008 10:35 AM 发表 
个人猜想啦
会不会quattro 是euro 版本，
要login 要跑到欧洲那里的server关系？
现在不是不能login，而是你login了就会给你MMA10, rockstar说了是他们的问题。应该是login状态进游戏就跟某些东西crash了，只要跳过开始就不会撞了 |
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发表于 4-12-2008 11:10 AM
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顺带一提，要玩的人不单止要update graphic driver,还要清掉旧driver,话说这是影响贴图问题的关键 |
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发表于 4-12-2008 11:16 AM
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发表于 4-12-2008 11:18 AM
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怎样 Update GC Driver ?  |
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发表于 4-12-2008 11:19 AM
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昨天一晚跑去看下gamespot forum对gta4 pc版有什么讲。。。结果大家都大概知道啦，但是我想说的是，哪里的大大有解释为何系统要求那么高，因为这次gta4处理器需要多于gpu，处理ai，view distance等等。。。 |
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发表于 4-12-2008 11:21 AM
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发表于 4-12-2008 11:21 AM
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发表于 4-12-2008 11:26 AM
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发表于 4-12-2008 12:13 PM
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发表于 4-12-2008 12:29 PM
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暂时是MMA10,fps偏低，贴图问题， 当贴图ok时，radar 和游戏文字就消失，有人说换钮无效。。。这些还可以归类为bug。
至于其他的就摆明是故意的：繁琐的installation,逼 你download login account software（不止一个），offline mode烦死人的login（进game前，loading开始前，save前，autosave时），连开始的menu也要和他同步才会显示，不然就黑黑一片。
总的来说，我比较认为rockstar态度有问题，这么不user friendly，还以为人人都是开broadband打机的。
至于graphic方面，他们说这个game是开发给次时代电脑的，现代的人不用妄想开max。我看他们是想我们10年后都在玩这个game 呱（可惜很可能第一个月就被玩家唾弃了 ) |
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发表于 4-12-2008 12:32 PM
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我用我的破电脑开，感觉就像享当年用lap top开san andreas一样，怀旧万分
(不过san andreas好点，没这么多bug) |
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