这里谁认识医死的？

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556688 发表于 4-9-2018 03:27 PM
也许是：
The pen-is mightier than the sword.

So what's gonna happen if the spoon, the sword, the liquid paper, the ruler, the pencils, the pen, etc. are all stuck in the rocket or the socket??

一图解千字：

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556688 发表于 4-9-2018 03:34 PM
一图解千字：

第二张照片：

清风寒羽

啊不然呢 发表于 4-9-2018 01:43 PM
文字无法表达我对楼主说的话了

对大大的佩服，不仅文字，连图片都无法标达。。。

啊不然呢

清风寒羽 发表于 4-9-2018 07:58 AM
对大大的佩服，不仅文字，连图片都无法标达。。。

你几时回火星，带楼主一起上路吧

清风寒羽

啊不然呢 发表于 4-9-2018 04:40 PM
你几时回火星，带楼主一起上路吧

楼主跟大大能够用图片沟通，留下来比较好。。。

等一下，我开始闻到危险的味道，闪先。。。

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啊不然呢 发表于 4-9-2018 04:40 PM
你几时回火星，带楼主一起上路吧

怎么去？
搭直升机？

还是踩脚车？

旋子思

　　用中文吧？我不會看英文……不好意思……

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旋子思 发表于 4-9-2018 08:13 PM
　　用中文吧？我不會看英文……不好意思……

可以参考这个帖：https://cforum1.cari.com.my/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=4113648&extra=&page=1&mobile=2

我是越写越想越 DL 的。

安拟尉，有时我觉得可以和 LKY ESP. 然后他和我说，那个 KTS 的那句 "I also missed my promotion!!" 其实是一种威胁。

















想想，他那天打电话到我 office 要我去他办公室见他。我挂上电话，就马上去了。前后不到 0.236 分钟 8？因为我和他的办公室的距离很接近。

我又不是说去下厕所 ah 还是什么的。。拖到半个钟头还是 1 个小时以后才去见他的。他完全不讲理。。说我什么 upset and withdrawn!!

简直是无中生有！
含血喷人！目中无人！
所以我想我是告定他的了。

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KTS, KTS,

Why did you have to spill out all your venom in a series of questions, without giving me a chance to answer any of the questions??
If it was like you told me to do something and I didn't do it right, then you screamed at me.. it would have been easier to accept.
But you were not interested to hear the answers to your questions.. you were only HELL bent on putting the blame of your missing your promotion on me.

啊不然呢

556688 发表于 4-9-2018 10:31 AM
怎么去？
搭直升机？

还是踩脚车？

大力抽送就去了

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啊不然呢 发表于 4-9-2018 10:55 PM
大力抽送就去了

把倚天剑抽出来，送去西方极乐世界 la。

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KTS,
You put the blame of your missing your promotion on me. Who did I have to blame?
So I had no choice but to blame myself.
And I didn't see any more reason why or how I could continue to hang around in the SPF where someone would perceive me as their stumbling block to...






















Seven eleven..
















7-11... Meant to rhyme with heaven.

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OK. Let me get this out of the way once and for all.

You wanted your promotion.. so why.. WHY.. couldn't you go.. and observe.. then think.. about.. how to make the recommendation to the bosses.. the rules for pocket book must be something like:
1) officers should record the date and day in RED ball point pen
2) they should record all the other stuff (such as timings and location) in black ball point pen
3) the supervisors MUST be provided with a blue (or pink or green) rollerball pen OR liquid gel pen OR fountain pen to sign.

So what now?
You are gonna pay me SSSS$ for compensation and/or publish an apology in ?? languages in the major newspapers in ASEAN or Asia?

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Nah.. 要红，是吗？
把这首歌的歌词改改 8。
我建议警察应该把 We didn't start the fire 改去 I didn't start the forum, OR We didn't pull the trigger, OR You didn't start the bar-fight, etc.

医死淑女们可以把同些歌词改去 We didn't start the (ca)davers, OR I didn't put the money, OR You didn't start the VIRUS, etc.

Pinkies can change to You didn't see this colour, OR I didn't see it coming, OR We didn't want the earthquake, They didn't care to stop us, etc.

Y2K, milky way. I have nothing else to say.
.....
Homo wars, I can't take it anymore!!!

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Don't die for me, Singapura. Or
Don't fry for me, Carbonara. Or
Don't roll on me, Rockefeller. Or
Don't fight with me, Marciano.....

No drinks on me, Santayana.
(Don't f*** with me funny Linda.)

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If I were the Commissioner for SPF, I would get this for everyone in the organization:

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556688 发表于 5-9-2018 12:38 PM
Nah.. 要红，是吗？
把这首歌的歌词改改 8。
我建议警察应该把 We didn't start the fire 改去 I didn't start the forum, OR We didn't pull the trigger, OR You didn't start the bar-fight, etc.

医死淑女 ...

哦，刚刚想到：
He didn't give the command. (He also didn't want the answers. He was just totally temperamental.)
She didn't kill the bb. (She doesn't play with moody/money/monkeys/movies/mummies. Or "on Monday".)
They didn't stop the drinking.

It didn't teach the driving.

We built this city.. we built this city with nuts and bolts..

With nuns and boats.

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啊不然呢 发表于 4-9-2018 01:43 PM
文字无法表达我对楼主说的话了

Hey.
你的图片是某个犯人在牢房里拍的照片，是 8？

然后他和你的囚犯号码是 七，对 8。

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刚刚才在 FB 那里写了：
Police officers should be provided with this: (the picture shows a penlight-pen.)

If you can aim the light at one of your opponent's eyes, and succeed in disorientating him or her, you have done the job.

Now, time for some poetry (called prose):

Those with a PEN-IS but no balls, is a BPP = Ball Point Pen.

Now, those with a Light PEN-IS with no balls is a PLP = Pen-Light Pen.
福建音：Por LAN Pa.

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PLP: