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乘搭廉价航空公司服务员与乘客的对话
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Budget Airline.........
Attendant: Welcome aboard F..Air, Sir. May I see your ticket?
Passenger: Sure.
Attendant: You're in seat 12B. That will be $5, please!
Passenger: What for?
Attendant: For telling you where to sit.
Passenger: But I already knew where to sit.
Attendant: Nevertheless, we are now charging a seat-locator fee of $5. It's
the airline's new policy.
Passenger: That's the craziest thing I ever heard. I won't pay it.
Attendant: Sir, do you want a seat on this flight, or not?
Passenger: Yes, yes. All right, I'll pay. But the airline is going to hear
about this.
Attendant: Thank you. My goodness, your carry-on bag looks heavy. Would you
like me to stow it in the overhead compartment for you?
Passenger: That would be well, thanks.
Attendant: No problem (grunts). Up we go, and done! That will be $10, please.
Passenger: What?
Attendant: The airline now charges a $10 carry-on assistance fee.
Passenger: This is extortion. I won't stand for it.
Attendant: Actually, you're right - you can't stand. You need to sit, and fasten your seat belt. We're about to push back from the gate. But first I need that $10.
Passenger: No way.
Attendant: Sir, if! you don 't comply, I will be forced to call the air marshal. And you really don't want me to do that.
Passenger: Why not? Is he going to shoot me?
Attendant: No, but there's a $50 air-marshal hailing fee.
Passenger: Oh, all right, here - take the $10. I can't believe this.
Attendant: Thank you for your cooperation, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Passenger: Yes. It's stuffy in here, and my overhead aircon doesn't seem to
work. Can you fix it?
Attendant: Your overhead aircon is not broken, sir. Just insert two quarters into the overhead coin slot for the first five minutes.
Passenger: The airline is charging me for cabin air?
Attendant: Of course not, sir. Stagnant cabin air is provided free of charge. It's the circulating air that costs 50 cents.
Passenger: I don't have any quarters. Can you make change for a dollar?
Attendant: Certainly, sir! Here you go!
Passenger: But you've given me only three quarters for my dollar.
Attendant: Yes, there's a change-making fee of 25 cents.
Passenger: For cryin' out loud. All I have left is a lousy quarter? Whatever will I do with it?
Attendant: Hang onto it. You'll need it later for the lavatory.
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发表于 2-12-2006 11:50 AM
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发表于 2-12-2006 12:13 PM
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发表于 2-12-2006 03:43 PM
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发表于 3-12-2006 02:02 PM
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真的是笑话而已就好
如果真的有酱的航空公司
叫他等zap lap... |
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发表于 4-12-2006 12:34 AM
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回复 #3 沙巴仔 的帖子
你都打横来讲的。。。。
把笑话拿出来当真的来贴。。。
应该扣分！！还要是英文的。。。。 |
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发表于 4-12-2006 12:47 AM
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发表于 4-12-2006 09:17 AM
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拿笃就是发生这样的大事，话说马华在机场欢送某党员去KK，飞机却迟迟未到，询问情况后说技术问题 cancel flight，转搭第二班机，好死不死又技术问题再次 cancel flight，得罪马华佛都有火，次日上晨报新闻头条大肆报导。
一直以来马航就算 cancel flight 都有得免费补搭第二轮，隔夜还免费住宿一晚半间房，FAX 就把这笔损失要乘客承担，还要再出多笔费用再买下一航班的机票钱，不成理由的理由，简直岂有此理。 |
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发表于 4-12-2006 12:00 PM
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发表于 4-12-2006 12:38 PM
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发表于 4-12-2006 06:14 PM
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发表于 4-12-2006 07:39 PM
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发表于 4-12-2006 08:05 PM
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回到來才知道有新航空公司在八月份成立．
看了价錢，去 SIBU 要百多兩百，不便宜而且還要做小飛机．可悲． |
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