講古。。。

NewFuture

圖片自己去連接看。。。


http://www.allsingaporestuff.com ... avid-ong-sex-affair


PAP IMPOSE CHASTITY BELTS ON ALL MALE MEMBERS AFTER DAVID ONG SEX AFFAIR


by Wan Dan Liao, Straight Times

SINGAPORE - PAP MP David Ong's extra-marital affair and subsequent resignation from Parliament shocked 70% of Singaporeans who voted for the PAP during GE2015. Such unbecoming behaviour ran the risk of discrediting the PAP and tarnishing it's squeaky clean image. To shore up voter confidence in the party, the PAP has implemented a new Chastity policy with immediate effect.


At a hastily arranged press conference, the mood was sombre among PAP members, most of whom felt ashamed at David Ong's betrayal of their trust. When the press conference finally started, the message was simple, the PAP will never tolerate such indiscretions again and will implement draconian measures to ensure party members stay in line.

Party spokesman Mr Bo Sio Gan announced: "From 13 Mar 2016, all male PAP members will be allocated high-tensile steel chastity belts equipped with in-built GPS tracking devices. Whenever, a PAP comrade steps out of his home, he is required to put on his chastity belt without fail. The steel belts will come in 3 different colours for members to choose from.

Failure to comply with this new Chastity policy will result in severe punishments or even expulsion from the party. All members are required to comply with this new directive, be it the PAP Secretary-General or any newly inducted members, nobody is exempted"

This shock announcement was met with groans and shock from the PAP faithful. Sensing discontent in the crowd, Mr Bo quickly added: "This is for the survival and whiter than white reputation of the party. This will be what our Founding Father Lee Kuan Yew wants to see, for us to unite and purge the scourge of adultery from within our party. After Michael Palmer and David Ong, our beloved PAP can ill-afford another fallen Men In White, so hold your peace and march on for the party. Majulah PAP! Majulah Singapura!"

Disclaimer: This piece was written by satirist Wan Dan Liao for the Straights Times. You must absolutely believe what you read.



PAP IMPOSE貞操帶ON ALL男性成員在大衛ONG SEX AFFAIR


由萬丹遼，直時報

新加坡 - 人民行動黨國會議員大衛·翁的婚外情和隨後辭去國會震驚新加坡人誰GE2015期間投票支持PAP的70％。這種不得體的行為抹黑跑去的PAP和玷污它的幹乾淨淨形象的風險。為了鞏固在黨內選民的信任，人民行動黨已實施，即日起新的貞操政策。


在一個倉促安排的新聞發布會上，心情卻PAP成員，其中大多數感到他們的信任的王大衛的背叛感到羞愧之中暗淡。當新聞發布會終於開始，消息很簡單，人民行動黨將永遠不會再容忍這樣的失言和將實施嚴厲的措施，確保黨員留行。

黨發言人先生博SIO甘宣布：“從2016年3月13日，全部為男性PAP成員將被分配配備內置GPS跟踪設備無論何時，他的家，需要一個PAP同志的步驟，他高強度鋼貞操帶。穿上自己的貞操帶沒有失敗。鋼皮帶會在3種不同顏色供會員選擇。

不遵守這項新政策貞操將導致嚴重的處罰，甚至從黨開除。所有成員都必須遵守這一新指令，無論是人民行動黨秘書長或任何新入職的成員，沒有人豁免“

這種震盪公告會見了PAP忠實的呻吟聲和衝擊。在人群中感應不滿，薄熙來趕緊補充說：“這是我們賴以生存和比黨的白色聲譽更白這將是什麼樣我們的國父李光耀希望看到的，讓我們團結起來，清除通姦的禍害從我們黨內，後邁克爾帕爾默和大衛·翁，我們敬愛的PAP可以虐待再次承受下跌人身穿白衣，你就保持和平，為黨遊行。Majulah PAP！Majulah獅城！“

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农夫

问世间情为何物~

喵喵國小喵喵

全部閹掉吧

蛇仔明

有时候婚外情并不因为是HORNY，而是LONELY...

ohia2016

农夫 发表于 15-3-2016 10:23 PM
问世间情为何物~

问世间情为何物,
教人脫衣褲相見。。。

ohia2016

蛇仔明 发表于 16-3-2016 07:40 AM
有时候婚外情并不因为是HORNY，而是LONELY...

性，情不一樣。。。

ohia2016

喵喵國小喵喵 发表于 15-3-2016 11:53 PM
全部閹掉吧

知道why和尚尼姑不閹掉嗎？

ohia2016

其實。。。應該教全國女性pakai，pxp有特權

蛇仔明

喵喵國小喵喵 发表于 15-3-2016 11:53 PM
全部閹掉吧

这种事男女双方都有责任。

男的拿去阉掉，女的拿去封掉。

蛇仔明

ohia2016 发表于 16-3-2016 07:54 AM
性，情不一樣。。。

以这位UNCLE和AUNTIE的年龄，应该是由情生性。有别一般找陆妹当小三的CASE，是由性生情的。

ohia2016

蛇仔明 发表于 16-3-2016 08:08 AM
以这位UNCLE和AUNTIE的年龄，应该是由情生性。有别一般找陆妹当小三的CASE，是由性生情的。

黃昏的爐火和烈日當空，到底有不同的。。。

天然夜行者

Disclaimer: This piece was written by satirist Wan Dan Liao for the Straights Times. You must absolutely believe what you read.

ross.chang

带吓米belt哦？