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2012年第85届奥斯卡金像奖最佳影片 -【Argo 逃离德黑兰】

影片讲述美国驻伊朗大使馆被刚刚取得伊斯兰革命胜利的伊朗人民团团包围，6名美国外交官和平民被扣留为人质长达444天。

期间，一位精通伪装技巧的的中情局特工托尼·门德兹（本·阿弗莱克主演）策划了一个不可思议的营救方案。

门德兹把自己伪装成一名电影制片人，谎称被困的6名人质是与他一起的剧组工作人员，而他们正在拍摄的电影名字就叫【Argo】，最后他成功地将困在加拿大驻伊朗使馆的6名人质带离伊朗。

















万恶的北朝鲜最高领导人金X胖宣布禁止境内的马来西亚人民离境后，马来西亚“政经军”奇才+最高领导人鸡哥现在也面对被困在北朝鲜的马来西亚人质危机。

悠国悠民的鸡哥过后还在博客发表声明说，首要之务，是要确保北朝鲜的马来西亚人质安全，并解决人质危机，把他们带回国。

BTW，无敌鸡哥好像也有投资拍摄好莱坞巨片的经验啊！好像叫什么狼的？

那一身屎胆的鸡哥会仿效电影【Argo】里的营救方案吗？不公开秘密地伪装成电影制片人，亲自出马到北朝鲜，将人质带离北朝鲜吗？

人质危机一定能成功被解决滴！天佑大马啊！

无敌鸡哥真是马来西亚万年难遇的“政经军影”奇才啊！

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在【笑傲江湖】里，令狐冲的剑法莫名大进，岳不群开始质疑令狐冲时。。。


隐瞒学习独孤九剑是答应风清扬保守秘密，但思过崖后洞中的失传剑法为何没告诉岳不群呢？

巨滑令狐冲：“师父，弟子剑法大进，是因为看那些失传剑法开窍滴！”

老奸岳不群：“可是你的剑法明明比后洞中的失传剑法更多更高明啊？”





















































巨滑令狐冲：“”

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周星：“徐导，这部西游2拍成酱鬼烂，你说怎么好？”

徐克：“星爷，你也有份啊，你在片场意见酱鬼多！”



周星+徐克，谨以此歌【沧海一声叹】感谢捧场的观众。。。

沧海叹 滔滔三岸潮
浮沉随浪 记今晚
苍天叹 纷纷世上潮
谁负谁胜出 天知晓
江山叹 烟雨遥
涛浪淘尽红尘俗世知多少
清风叹 竟若寂寥
豪情还剩了一襟晚照

苍生叹 不再寂寥
豪情仍在痴痴笑叹

烂．．烂．．烂
烂．．烂．．烂

前不见古人，后不见来者啊！

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Don't mess with Mama!

Don't mess with Calvin!

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不是CIA滴，是FBI的现实版！

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国会好戏要上演！















To be demolished or not to be demolished that is the Singaporeans' question

thething

讲真的，楼主写的东西我没有一句看得懂

楼主的幽默感好独特

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"I promised my sister I'd give Mary a normal life."



Frank: "Evelyn, you can have Diane's works published under your name. I will not tell anyone!"





Frank: "You will have the proof that always dream of and I will have Mary's custody! Deal? Mum, please."

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Imagination Is Never Enough For Us!





Never Enough~
Never Enough~
Never Enough！

For Us~
For Us~
For Us！

Carpenter

50912cmea 发表于 1-1-2018 06:49 AM
Imagination Is Never Enough For Us!





Never Enough~
Never Enough~
Never Enough！

...

The Greatest Showman 是我看过最好看的歌舞电影

Cathe123

Carpenter 发表于 1-1-2018 11:36 AM
The Greatest Showman 是我看过最好看的歌舞电影

要去看看了

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The force will never be enough for me!

Never enough~
Never enough~
Never enough!

For me~
For me~
For me!

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I'm trying to hold my breath

Let it stay the Jedi

Can't let the Jedi ends

You set off a nightmare for me

Getting dead now

Can you hear my @#$%&!?

Take my movie ticket $$$

And give me the Jedi must end????

WTF@#$%&!

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I am not a stranger to the dark side
Hide away, they say
'Cause we don't want your broken force
I've learned to be ashamed of Jedi
Run away, they say
No one'll love you as you are Jedi

But I won't let them break me down to the dark
I know that there's a place for us
For we are glorious

When the sharpest words wanna cut me down
I'm gonna send a force, gonna forced them out
I am brave, I am bruised
I am who I'm meant to be, this is me, the Jedi

Look out 'cause here I come
And I'm marching on to the force
I'm not scared to be with the force
I make no apologies, this is me! the Jedi

Oh! Oh! The Jedi will never end
Never end~
Never end~
Never end!

For me~
For me~
For me!

weisian

老奸巨猾的美女

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The Dark Knight (2008) - "You Either Die A Hero, or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself To Become The Villain!"

































十年之后。。。

大马变天 (2018) - "You Either Die A Hero, or You Live Further Enough To See Yourself To Become The Villain Again!"

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砍完X后，丁青竟然要去看电影？？？

如果是爆炸bay在里面的话，老奸巨滑的丁青和我砍完他后，会不会选择去看。。。