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为什么没车要骗?
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A man's date with a girl whom he had met online turned out to be a nightmarish one that resulted in him fleeing the scene and crying himself to sleep.
He shared cringe-worthy details aboutthe disastrous first date withAll Singapore Stuffand described how it all went down.
Due to work commitments, the guy had been running late and decided to walk to Dhoby Ghuatinstead of taking the train, as there was a long peak-hour queue at the MRT station.
However, he ended up being one hour late by the timehe reached the agreed meeting place at Plaza Singapura's Sakae Sushi.
His date had apparently been ready to leave in anger, but her eyes 'brightened up'the moment he lied about having been caught in a traffic jam, said the guy.
Things appeared to be going well, with the girl even insisting on paying for dinner.
She then suggested going for a spin in the guy's non-existent car and that was when it all went downhill.
Asked about what vehicle he drove, the guy nervously answered, "A... Motorola," before 'sprintingoff like he was running in the Olympics 4 x 400 metres relay'.
The poor guy ended his story with, "Reached home, checked my phone, 20 unread messages and 6 missed calls. Brushed my teeth, cried and went to sleep."
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发表于 9-1-2016 09:28 AM
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至少騙了一餐
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发表于 9-1-2016 09:39 AM
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华文啊
没翻译叫我平时扫地的怎么会看 |
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发表于 9-1-2016 09:41 AM
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发表于 9-1-2016 09:53 AM
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一定素FT來的。。。
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发表于 9-1-2016 09:53 AM
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好心咯。。叫马铃薯怎样读。。。。只会看a . b .c 到z 单字而已 |
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发表于 9-1-2016 09:55 AM
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还不错吧，迟到还有免费餐吃。进餐时那位仁兄又车了什么大炮让这位来势胸胸的女生请吃
有个朋友是SBS司机，他约了一个网友出来见面。他当时刚放工还穿着SBS制服去扑约，结果女生看到他后马上跑。连say hi 都没有。哈哈！
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发表于 9-1-2016 12:30 PM
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发表于 9-1-2016 12:39 PM
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His date had apparently been ready to leave in anger, but her eyes 'brightened up'the moment he lied about having been caught in a traffic jam, said the guy. 
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发表于 9-1-2016 12:55 PM
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一定不是马劳，马劳会马上用über 叫辆 Cryshler taxi 游车河，顺便喝下木瓜牛奶 |
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发表于 9-1-2016 01:18 PM
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你是不是跟她们说你驾WIRA。？
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发表于 9-1-2016 02:14 PM
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发表于 9-1-2016 02:30 PM
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大炮車的起，拆穿西洋鏡只有吃自己 |
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发表于 9-1-2016 02:44 PM
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发表于 9-1-2016 02:49 PM
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也不是這麼說
有車的話，拍拖會比搭公交多樣化和精采
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发表于 9-1-2016 02:55 PM
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有時候也不知道那些妹妹是真的不懂還是假的不懂
明明對車子一無所知
但同時也知道你開的車是貴車還是便宜的爛車
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发表于 9-1-2016 03:33 PM
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发表于 9-1-2016 03:35 PM
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此女的胸大到。。。简直是人间尤物啊。。。.gif) |
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发表于 9-1-2016 04:19 PM
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蛇仔明 发表于 9-1-2016 02:44 PM
其实波妹不会介意伴侣有没有车的。有车驾的波仔（年轻人）一般都是靠爸靠母才驾得起车的。
那嫁他爸会不会好一些？ |
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发表于 9-1-2016 04:23 PM
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蛇仔明 发表于 9-1-2016 03:33 PM
这是肯定的。只是在波小，一般的年轻人刚从大学或POLY毕业，那里买得起车子。
更何况，泡妞说的是诚信 ...
捡厚子皮的都有几十万现金，刚毕业的怎么不可能拥有几万块，你少见多怪 |
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